So I was brushing my teeth...

You know how you're brushing your teeth and a random thought will just pop into your head, with no connection to the here and now? Here are a few I'd like to share and solicit some feedback on:

Smuckers Uncrustables, in the freezer section. If that crimped edge of dough all around the edge isn't a crust, then I don't know what it is.

Not that I believe they existed, but what exactly did Adam and Eve use to keep those fig leaves in place? If you examine all the definitive art, they just kind of magically stay in place.

There's a new commercial out for the BMW "M" series with the tagline "redefining the coupe" but they show a sedan...

If you notice on "Friends", Joey and Chandler's bathroom is exactly where the staircase is outside the apartment.

And who was the genius who cast Ian Ziering as Hernando Cortez in "Aztec Rex", a gripping tale of the explorer battling a native tribe that worships a captive Tyrannasaurus Rex? Sci Fi Channel, I kid you not.

Who would buy an $8 color-coded double-ended spatula specifically for spreading peanut butter and jelly? The one side is purple, the other brown. $8, at retail-rapist-central: Williams-Sonoma.
A $300 toaster, really?

Casimir Pulaski is so celebrated in Chicago that they have a holiday for him where the entire city practically shuts down. He's buried in Savannah, Georgia. There's a square named after him there, but that's not the square he's buried in. And he has no holiday.

Why is there a size zero for women? The definition of zero is "without value." So maybe that is accurate, if most models are a size zero.....

Why is it still called a dial-tone? Dials are round and I can't recall the last time I saw a rotary phone.

Why do artists say they have a new album coming out when it's not actually an album? (purists, agree with me here, an album is vinyl).

Did you know Williams-Sonoma also carries a cup-warmer for $999. That's not a typo. And, yes, all it does is warms cups.

I have no point to make here, it's just funny what pops into your head when you're cleanin' your choppers....



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